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Message from our CEO
If you're old, we will definitely steal from you. Also Call us at 1-800-317-3760 to use our services.
THE THREE R's OF WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE
I don't remember agreeing to getting my stuff stolen, but it was honestly a great experience. 5 Stars!
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Margaret J.
84 years old. Sydney, Australia
I'm not old enough to get stolen from yet, but hopefully soon my time will come. getting excited for the future.
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Michael Chen
23 years old. Virgin, USA
I'm hopefully getting to the age where I can get stolen from soon. anyways, looking forward to it.
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Emily Rodriguez
44 years old. Surrey, Canada
Frequently asked questions
Can you Steal from me?
it really depends on how old you are. We only steal from old people.
Do you really steal from old people?
yes
If I'm young, but pay extra, can you make an exception and steal from me too?
Nope! We only steal from old people and don't change our vision for anything. No amount of money will get us to change our morals. We steal from old people and that's it.