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Brick By Brick T-Shirt [PRE-ORDER]

Brick By Brick T-Shirt [PRE-ORDER]

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Ammon Statue: Brick Building Kit

Ammon Statue: Brick Building Kit

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Josh Statue: Brick Building Kit

Josh Statue: Brick Building Kit

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If you're old, we will definitely steal from you.

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Small Claims Big Dreams T-Shirt

Small Claims Big Dreams T-Shirt

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Go Fund Yourself T-Shirt

Go Fund Yourself T-Shirt

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We Steal From Old People T-Shirt

We Steal From Old People T-Shirt

$36.00
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THE THREE R's OF WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE

ROB
ROB
ROB the most vulnerable and underprotected members of society:
Old people older adults.
REASSURE
REASSURE our victims that we will return their stolen property through strategies such as apology fetch quests and deflecting to corporate.
REPEAT
REPEAT
REPEAT our crimes. We're not happy until you're not happy. If you're unsatisfied, please be sure to recommend our services to any elderly relatives!