Pre-order updates

Next courier pickup

Orders included in this pickup will have automatically received their tracking information via email.

JULY 22, 2026
We Steal From Old People T-Shirt

We Steal From Old People

Our flagship tee. Screen printed with 5 colors, we have prioritized production and fulfillment of these ahead of other releases.

Last updated: July 24, 2026

Current status

Blank t-shirts

Blanks in hand

The blank shirts are at the factory and ready to print, or already moving through production.
Printing

81% printed

The shirts are being printed, packed, and moved along as batches are completed.
Shipping

60% fulfilled

Orders are actively being shipped. The percentage shows the approximate amount fulfilled so far.
Small Claims Big Dreams T-Shirt

Small claims, big dreams

Last updated: July 22, 2026

Current status

Blank t-shirts

Blanks in hand

The blank shirts are at the factory and ready to print, or already moving through production.
Printing

Print complete

All shirts are printed and are either already shipping or being prepared to ship.
Shipping

41% fulfilled

Orders are actively being shipped. The percentage shows the approximate amount fulfilled so far.
Go Fund Yourself T-Shirt

Go Fund Yourself

This t-shirt is currently last in our queue. Due to the unanticipated leak of Part 2, this shirt was pushed earlier than expected. We are prioritizing completion of the WSFOP and Small Claims, Big Dreams t-shirt first.

We have a small additional gift planned to pair with this release, both to reward those who risked buying a blurred design and for the additional lead time.

Last updated: July 24, 2026

Current status

Blank t-shirts

Blanks in hand

The blank shirts are at the factory and ready to print, or already moving through production.
Printing

0% printed

Design is complete, pre-press process has begun. The free "gift" item is now in hand.
Shipping

Courier paid

The courier has been paid in full to ship all associated pre-orders.
Brick By Brick T-Shirt [PRE-ORDER]

Brick by Brick

The Brick by Brick tee is meant to be paired with Part 3. Which was delayed for mysterious reasons. Hence, we extended the pre-order window.

However, we've adjusted our approach with this release and are getting a head start on printing before the pre-order window closes to prevent further delays.

Last updated: July 24, 2026

Current status

Blank t-shirts

Blanks in hand

The blank shirts are at the factory and ready to print, or already moving through production.
Printing

13% printed

There was a large surge in orders before the pre-order window closed causing this percentage to drop (July 24, 2026)
Shipping

3% fulfilled

Orders are actively being shipped. The percentage shows the approximate amount fulfilled so far.
Comparison of print on demand vs screen printing from one of Ben's previous releases.

Comparison of print on demand vs screen printing from one of Ben's previous releases.

WHY DO PRE-ORDERS?

We want to make quality, long-lasting merchandise with the best printing practices. We could easily offer next-day shipping with print on demand options, but we are offering superior printing methods with the pre-order model to assure that the shirts look good, and hold up in the wash.

Screen printing involves a lot of setup, with each color being printed individually. This is also why WSFOP releases are limited edition, the printing is only run once.

Notes

Orders ship complete

Orders only ship once every item in the order is ready. If your order includes multiple pre-order items, the order will wait until everything is complete.

Merging orders

We can merge orders when possible, but merged orders may ship later because they need to be matched and packed manually.

Cancellation policy

Cancellation requests will be honored as long as the order has not been picked up by the courier.